Dr's fingers in my ass.

Apparently as a result of my previous anal abscesses not being cured I went to a specialist. Turns out I have a fistula and my dr's were not noticing it..Seems like a pretty easy diagnosis when I researched it online.

Anyways I'm going to probably get some fingers in my ass today at my surgical consult. I'm not to thrilled about it. My new wife is coming with me. Should be quite the experience.

Gen.Ariel Sharon can give you good advice about painful anal issues.

hopefully it's a small Chinese doctor and not some big 6'6" Texan. "we need to give you a prostate exam." "How about you take the Superbowl ring off first"

Originally posted by: Cocytus
God damn I miss Dick.

Originally posted by: Andural69
hopefully it's a small Chinese doctor and not some big 6'6" Texan. "we need to give you a prostate exam." "How about you take the Superbowl ring off first"

No no... my sister is a physician... and she had trouble in Med School when it came to OB/GYN exams because she's got small hands.

That's why she's a pediatrician now.


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Last thing he wants is some small Chinese doctor fisting him to try to feel around down there.
Post edited by Bibimbap at 9/11/2012 11:17:40 AM

well Cummins' Yangtze is going to be flowing red soon also
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Originally posted by: RomneyBot
Apparently as a result of my previous anal abscesses not being cured I went to a specialist. Turns out I have a fistula and my dr's were not noticing it..Seems like a pretty easy diagnosis when I researched it online.

Anyways I'm going to probably get some fingers in my ass today at my surgical consult. I'm not to thrilled about it. My new wife is coming with me. Should be quite the experience.

I don't know what the word "fistula" means until i search it after i post this. But it doesn't sound very nice.
No need to be afraid, it's really quick & easy & you'll think to yourself afterwards, thats it?
Piece of cake

Don't smile or it might give your wife ideas

Originally posted by: ph|3.MadJester
Don't smile or it might give your wife ideas

His wife probably is being occupied while he is busy with his anus.
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Originally posted by: Cummins aka RomneyBot
I woke up at like 8 am, woke her up and she told me she needed to be honest. She said I fucked both your friends last night. I dont know why I did it. I punched a hole in the wall because I realized how stupid I was. Then I looked outside no sign of any rain. <--update Jun 1st, 2012.

what's up with the tag-along wife? wtf? be a man.

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
what's up with the tag-along wife? wtf? be a man.

Dude. You live in Spain. Let's not talk about being a man!


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Originally posted by: Bibimbap
Gen.Ariel Sharon can give you good advice about painful anal issues.

I can't believe this comment went untouched. Anal walnuts anyone?


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Did you notice that ~~Snake~~ has a hardon for Mack because his last name is Chin?

Originally posted by: ~~Snake~~

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
what's up with the tag-along wife? wtf? be a man.

Dude. You live in Spain. Let's not talk about being a man!

wtf? FAIL.

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ

Originally posted by: ~~Snake~~

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
what's up with the tag-along wife? wtf? be a man.

Dude. You live in Spain. Let's not talk about being a man!

wtf? FAIL.

Why? He's fairly accurate. Spanish men are pretty feminine.

Originally posted by: Stoneymontana

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ

Originally posted by: ~~Snake~~

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
what's up with the tag-along wife? wtf? be a man.

Dude. You live in Spain. Let's not talk about being a man!

wtf? FAIL.

Why? He's fairly accurate. Spanish men are pretty feminine.

if u say so, not an expert in men. im not Spanish

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
what's up with the tag-along wife? wtf? be a man.

She is making any medical decisions from me from here on out if I ever am incapacitated? Isn't it smart for her to be present during the consult so she knows the details of the surgery?

Seems pretty cut and dry to me. Sorry I don't send my wife elsewhere when I fuck the ugly au pair.

it's ambulatory surgery, ya putz!

edit: ambulatory = outpatient
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Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian
.... My point was...with a shit attitude like yours...ie. you know better than everyone else about everything apparently...how did you get through without getting a good ass whipping? I know how your attitude would go over during my time and I just stated what would be done about it. It was a fact of life at the time. ...