Bachelor's Party

Getting married, never been a big fan of strip clubs. I'm a huge fan of TnA, just not being teased.

Looking for options for the BA. My brother mentioned a place that allows you to shoot any type of weapon including automatic machine guns and shit.

I saw a burlesque show a while back (dna lounge in San Fran) and it was ok, but half way through, a woman came out in a 1 piece, climbed up a rope and did a circus type act to the song of Beautiful People and never touched the ground. That was the coolest shit I ever saw with TnA.

Any suggestions for a BA.

Originally posted by: Cocytus
God damn I miss Dick.

Do this:

1.Rent a party bus with strippers, like a 15 passenger Bus
2.Go out to a casino/strip club
3.Get hammered
4.Drive around with the strippers
5.Repeat 2-4 until the early hours of the morning....


:o

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Depending on the budget...

Vegas.

You can do the Zumanity Cirque du Soleil show
http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/en/shows/zumanity/default.aspx


Then they have the shooting range with the M16s, AK47s, and shit.
http://www.lasvegasgunrange.net


Have dinner at Lawry's The Prime Rib, and call it a weekend.
http://www.lawrysonline.com/theprimerib_lasvegas_gen_info.asp

Post edited by Bibimbap at 2/22/2011 2:32:15 PM

also.. when I got married, we were young. We married like 1-2 years out of college.... because we wanted to (not because a baby was due soon)


So, at 24, I look back and realize that at 24, we were pretty fucking stupid and BAD at Bachelor Parties.

I was taken to a bar in Upstate NY called Company B's, which had like... 80 different international beers on tap.
Went there, had wings, beer, food... got trashed.
They took me to a juice bar (because I was screaming that I wanted to see pussy, not fucking bikinis) called Stilletto's, where some porn star was headlining. Got a show, got a Polaroid and an autograph... then I vomited in their bathroom (didn't get caught so I didn't get thrown out)

Definitely, older bachelor parties are betterer.


EDIT:
God, the first one of my friends that got married, we had LESS of a clue. The best man hired some stripper on the advice of the dive bar around the corner from his rental. We all get to his place, we're drinking, getting trashed...
Doorbell rings.... we answer the door...
First thing I hear is "HEY LOSKIE!!! WHO HIRED YOUR MOM TO STRIP FOR US?!?!"
Fucking stripper was some old, old bag with saggy tits and too much make-up.
Was all downhill from there.


Post edited by Bibimbap at 2/22/2011 2:50:08 PM

^---- worst stories ever. This one time, at Pharmacy camp....


Here are some ideas from BP i have attended -

Hunting trip
Paintball
Shooting range (do not get them mixed or nor drink at this point)

Vegas

dinner at really nice place, cigars, drinks

strip club - arrange for private room for the party with a fixed price for open bar

party at house with live entertainment, quality entertainment.

party bus stocked with booze, trip to the city, hit couple of strip clubs, then regular club, drinking on bus in between.


(mix and match to get desired effect)

I feel the best parties are not over thought. Figure out what the groom likes, who will attend ( father of the bride or groom? boss? etc..), median income of those attending, time available, and then make choices. DO NOT TRY TO PLEASE EVERYONE - recipe for disaster. This is for the groom but should meet the general interests of the group. Somebody will whine about every choice, ignore, focus on showing the groom a good time. Also, make sure the groom does not get too drunk. There are always a few people that are pushing endless shots at the groom thinking it will be hilarious to see them puke or get funny photos. No cameras allowed, pace the drinking, screw the whiners, have fun.

Trip to Vegas is great, but if only 2 out of 20 can go with you doesn't make sense. If you know the father of the bride is coming dinners and cigars are better, and you can always follow it up latter.


If you really want to go for a crazy bachelor party, one word, Thailand. Just don't do anything that will get you caned, unless you're into that....


http://www.theplunge.com/bachelorparty/bachelor-party-ideas-2

http://www.adventurebachelorparty.com/



Post edited by Bigguns 93 at 2/22/2011 3:17:31 PM

Thanx for the ideas and thoughts. I'll have to continue to think.

I don't drink
And strip clubs, kind of boring.

I like the idea of a good show and the idea of shooting big guns. Paintballing is good. Maybe going to a UFC would be cool to, since I've never been. Get some good seats. Visit whatever town UFC is in at that time.

Originally posted by: Cocytus
God damn I miss Dick.

Originally posted by: Andural69

Maybe going to a UFC would be cool to, since I've never been. Get some good seats. Visit whatever town UFC is in at that time.

Good idea. Maybe get in contact with Dana over twitter or something and see if he can hook your group up

I've organized two bachelor parties.

First one was about 15 years ago. I was 24, we didn't know too much, but I knew enough to call my cousin, who was a frat guy @ Montclair State College.

He hooked me up with some stripper (she was a boxing ring round girl) who offered to bring along a "working girl" (declined) for some extra money... but long story short, she was really cool and ended up hanging out with us for another 3 hours learning to play beer pong (it was 1996) while her bodyguard guy was selling us cuban cigars (no idea whether they were real or not)

That was a great party. Lots of funny shit happened that night. Great stripper, we started out doing body shots off her bewbs, and she ended up doing shots with us and just being a great person to hang out with (we weren't trying to get laid or nothing).


Second bachelor party, it was my best friend (the one who set up my Company Bs party) We were in our early 30s. We went to Manhattan, had a great dinner at Trattoria Dell'Arte in their wine cellar room.
Afterwards, we went downtown and hit Cafe Wha? for some live bands, then made the trip back uptown and did the Penthouse Executive Club.

That was a great night, in general. Good food, good friends, good music... and some bewbies.

I mean, at 30+, you REALLY looking to be beligerant? No, you just wanna hang with "the guys" one last time.
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I think the worst bachelor party was for my friend John. John is/was a bad drunk, and the guy was from Brooklyn. So his Brooklyn buddies had us at some friction bar in Manhattan... fucking place had lawn chairs, and creepy old men wearing Umbros and sweat pants, while girls were gyrating on them. I went to take a leak, I'm pissing on a spent Trojan. It was disgusting.

Later that night, we went to Queens to some motel off of Northern Blvd. They had hired two working girls to do a lesbian show in the room, THEN the best man and his buddy go off into another room at the motel, and are banging the working girls.

So, a bunch of us are tired, bored, and drunk... Fucking John decides to start shit with the big, unfriendly bouncer guy who had a gun under his leather jacket.

WORST bachelor party ever!
Groom almost got his ass kicked (or shot), fucking Brooklyn friends are screwing hookers, and I was pissing on a spent Trojan at the disgusting friction club in the city somewhere.

I still vomit in my mouth a little remembering that night.
Post edited by Bibimbap at 2/23/2011 6:07:57 PM

i like the gun range idea.

my suggestion - a canoe trip. maybe a fishing trip. maybe rent some wave runners on a lake or river. Finish it with a killer steak or seafood dinner and some cocktails.

Think good clean fun. TnA are awesome for the single guys, but when she finds out what it was she'll be peaved, at least inside...and you'll have to lie about it or regret it. In the end, not worth it...unless she ok's it ahead of time.

i'm going to st. louis on mardi gras for my brother's bachelor party. we planned ahead and we're going to be going to a gun range, hitting up the budweiser tent, and casino. i'm assuming there will be plenty of boobs after the amount of beads i shall bring.
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Originally posted by: TheRedneck

Originally posted by: Andural69

Maybe going to a UFC would be cool to, since I've never been. Get some good seats. Visit whatever town UFC is in at that time.

Good idea. Maybe get in contact with Dana over twitter or something and see if he can hook your group up

Building from that... there's also Rogan, Goldie, and Buffer on twitter, plus whatever fighters will be on the card.

I'm sure at least one will hook the bachelor up, at least to a post-fight party.

I have been to two BP's that have lived up to the reputation they have earned. I had fun, don't get me wrong, but I didn't partake in any of the debachary(just the drinking and poker). Let me restate that, they were more wild than the reputation currently is. One of the two had so so looking strippers and they were wild. The other party was a high end affair that had women who looked like they were straight out of a mens magazine. They were smoking hot babes. At both parties there was a lot of sex going on. It was a crazy all out frenzy.

All that being said, I'd advise against that. Especially if you are the one getting married. If you are going to be indulging yourself in that kind of behavior, you aren't ready for marriage. Just remember, your bride to be could be doing the same thing and how would you feel about that?

I can tell you that as much fun as those parties were, BOTH of them had huge casualties. Some guys talked and the women found out...in bunches.

I like seeing TnA as much as the next guy, but the most fun I've ever had is just hanging with the guys playing poker and having a few beers(and occasionally going to the strip clubs....but that also can add drama).

Good luck and congratulations!

Originally posted by: TheRedneck

Originally posted by: Andural69

Maybe going to a UFC would be cool to, since I've never been. Get some good seats. Visit whatever town UFC is in at that time.

Good idea. Maybe get in contact with Dana over twitter or something and see if he can hook your group up

Bad ass idea there.

Originally posted by: 82nd Mofo
maybe rent some wave runners on a lake or river.

I thought of this, 2 of my 3 best men are scared of water

Originally posted by: 82nd Mofo
TnA are awesome for the single guys, but when she finds out what it was she'll be peaved, at least inside

Actually, I have a big green light and she's the type to come to a strip club with us. But, I'm still not interested.

Originally posted by: TheRedneck
Building from that... there's also Rogan, Goldie, and Buffer on twitter, plus whatever fighters will be on the card.

I'm sure at least one will hook the bachelor up, at least to a post-fight party.

Awesome addition.

I'm waiting to see what events the UFC has in September. In August they're in Brazil and not interested.

Originally posted by: Cocytus
God damn I miss Dick.

Here is how my Bachelor Party went almost 2 yrs ago. Bunch of friends met up for a round of golf. I had a dd/caddy driving me around the golf course because the drinking started at 8am and never stopped. After Golf we went for Beer and Crawfish. Ended up at someone's house for the Hatton/Paquioa fight only for the power to go out right before the fight started and stupid UVerse taking forever to load up only to see the fight was over.

I recommend a trip to the Middle East. Nothing like watching these riots in person... and maybe you can be a participant.

It would be like the best 3d shooter, only live!

Fuckin' A!

Originally posted by: Bigguns 93
^---- worst stories ever. This one time, at Pharmacy camp....


Here are some ideas from BP i have attended -

Hunting trip
Paintball
Shooting range (do not get them mixed or nor drink at this point)

Vegas

dinner at really nice place, cigars, drinks

strip club - arrange for private room for the party with a fixed price for open bar

party at house with live entertainment, quality entertainment.

party bus stocked with booze, trip to the city, hit couple of strip clubs, then regular club, drinking on bus in between.


(mix and match to get desired effect)

I feel the best parties are not over thought. Figure out what the groom likes, who will attend ( father of the bride or groom? boss? etc..), median income of those attending, time available, and then make choices. DO NOT TRY TO PLEASE EVERYONE - recipe for disaster. This is for the groom but should meet the general interests of the group. Somebody will whine about every choice, ignore, focus on showing the groom a good time. Also, make sure the groom does not get too drunk. There are always a few people that are pushing endless shots at the groom thinking it will be hilarious to see them puke or get funny photos. No cameras allowed, pace the drinking, screw the whiners, have fun.

Trip to Vegas is great, but if only 2 out of 20 can go with you doesn't make sense. If you know the father of the bride is coming dinners and cigars are better, and you can always follow it up latter.


If you really want to go for a crazy bachelor party, one word, Thailand. Just don't do anything that will get you caned, unless you're into that....


http://www.theplunge.com/bachelorparty/bachelor-party-ideas-2

http://www.adventurebachelorparty.com/

Marry me and we go to Thailand!
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Originally posted by: Cummins aka RomneyBot
I woke up at like 8 am, woke her up and she told me she needed to be honest. She said I fucked both your friends last night. I dont know why I did it. I punched a hole in the wall because I realized how stupid I was. Then I looked outside no sign of any rain. <--update Jun 1st, 2012.

Originally posted by: [-NM-] -SS-
I recommend a trip to the Middle East. Nothing like watching these riots in person... and maybe you can be a participant.

It would be like the best 3d shooter, only live!

Fuckin' A!

You mean like...


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Did you notice that ~~Snake~~ has a hardon for Mack because his last name is Chin?

Real bachelor parties end like this:

How was the Bachelor's Party?
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Originally posted by: Cummins aka RomneyBot
I woke up at like 8 am, woke her up and she told me she needed to be honest. She said I fucked both your friends last night. I dont know why I did it. I punched a hole in the wall because I realized how stupid I was. Then I looked outside no sign of any rain. <--update Jun 1st, 2012.

Shhh we don't talk about it since the divorce.

did a paintball and then casino weekend once, great bachelor party.

also did a 3 night camping trip for another, just got drunk, cooked a shitload of awesome food and went fishing.

basic good stuff.
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The right is more virtuous than the left. They have twice as many virtues because they have double the standards.

Andy still married? poor sod!

Funny how people talk about bachelor's parties like it's the last supper, and they're about to get crucified the next day, LOL.

I've been to two bachelor parties that lived up to the reputation of such parties, only two. And I can tell you wholeheartedly, don't do it! LOL. Some guy always tells his girlfriend/wife what happened at the party. If you are going down in flames, it better be with the guys you trust your life with! Remember, two people can keep a secret...if one is dead.

Originally posted by: =>PX<=Major
I've been to two bachelor parties that lived up to the reputation of such parties, only two. And I can tell you wholeheartedly, don't do it! LOL. Some guy always tells his girlfriend/wife what happened at the party. If you are going down in flames, it better be with the guys you trust your life with! Remember, two people can keep a secret...if one is dead.

QFT!