Week One Predictions

Ok folks, I don't have a lot of recon on a lot of teams from the Shrub community so if you think I'm off base with these predictions you're probably correct but I wanted to get the ball rolling.

GL HF everyone, hopefully more teams have the correct config loaded this week -so far we haven't played on a server with the right config yet :o

Extreme Soldiers vs Squad Bravo-
Well, last time in preseason I picked against the Extreme Soldiers and it really seemed to make them mad, reason enuff for me to pick against them again, however when you combine that with the fact that pharrel the peon plays for ASC it's a home run for ASC.
3-2 ASC

Team Alien vs Big White Grandmas
Played against an Alien dude last night on Chubby Bunny and everytime I killed him he spammed "Negative" which is ELITE and makes me wonder if he's a pro-gamer. The Gradma's have some OSP smacktalkers mixed in with some other dudes. If the server doesn't crash from the multitude of "OMG Lag" and "CI CI CI" spammage throughout the match I predict that Grandmas will win easily 3-0.

American Googles vs ASF
American Googles are some FMJ guys (who love to steal other team's tags and ideas) vs ASF who are a respectable group of players who don't steal other teams tags or names.
Good over evil, originality over copycat mongloids, ASF 3-0 over AM.

Collateral Damage vs Gang Green-
cD is really bad, really, bad. Gang Green only has 5 on their roster though and given the fact that Vixen and Evil are trying to kill what's left of Wolf I will give them the victory 3-0.

Confused vs Decree-
There is no way that my former teammates in Confused will allow Decree to get near their pr0n in the pr0nroom. I'd expect mines (proximity and trip) and a lot of flamethrower rage to the face of Decree 3-0.

DSB vs GLOW-
Looks like GLOW is returning to their roots by joining up in the fun in the Shrub league. There's going to be a DSB Melon Harvest on the GLOW ranch on Thursday night, 3-0 G-L-O-W.


Hair Pullers vs SSI-
My team really sucks and I know for a fact that we will spend more time on the server freaking each other out using lsounds than we will trying to find the gold, let alone even blowing the crypt or running the radar back to the truck. 3-0 SSI > HP >> Chef'24 is a beast tho.

Red Rain Squad vs Suicidal Intent-
Well my jackass friends at SI really made me look bad when I guaranteed them to win in Week 1 of the preseason then they got rocked. SO fuck off SI you suck and need to move to BaniMod. RRx > SI 38-0

The Barbaric Army vs The Commission
With a name like the Barbaric Army you would think of some canabals or some crazy psycho shit. The Commission conjurs up thoughts of Riley's crotch (for me that's worse).
3-0 Comm

Four Horsemen vs Paco Familia
Paco has some shrub all stars mixed in with some noob allnubs, 4H, they are 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, not sure what that means, PACO WINS PACO WINS PACO WTF PACO HI 3-0.

The Swat Guys vs True SOLDIERS
I think the Swat Guys will win this pretty easily, especially because they are a better skilled team than True Soldats. 3-1 SG.

We Happy Few vs Wolf Foreign Legion
We Happy Few eh, nah, not having heard of Wolf Foreign Legion before, I'm going to give them the win 3-0.

Just remember, everything I do or say is because I'm an OSP elitist here to piss you off and ruin the Shrub league.

looked good piss but ]x[ will win there match hands down

Rgr
Post edited by PissClams at 11/29/2004 8:20:50 PM

yah thats a nice job pissclams lee7 post

Red Rain Squad vs Suicidal Intent-
Well my jackass friends at SI really made me look bad when I guaranteed them to win in Week 1 of the preseason then they got rocked. SO fuck off SI you suck and need to move to BaniMod. RRx > SI 38-0

We've considered it :[

Damn that clams asshole! read between the lines, he's actually saying he wants to take away mines and ban all the shrubbers from this league!!!

yeah anyway, he has to steal my thunder and post predictions first so here's mine:

Extreme Soldiers vs ASC Squad Bravo-
X seems like a pretty tough team, but with the map being beach, you cant count any team out of it. still..

X 3-1


Team Alien vs Big White Grandmas
BWG will be high as fuck and might think they're playing on GP, but once they drop a round and figure out its not OLTL theyll take it.

BWG 3-1

American Googles vs ASF
ASF gets hella respect from meh. theyve got a solid core of guys whove been playing longer continously together than alot of teams in wolf that are left, particularly in this shrub league. the goggles look like they got a nice squad forming, but im saying not enough for this week

ASF 3-1

Collateral Damage vs Gang Green-
If Virus can get at least 5 more players available than he had for our preseason match, then cD will take it

cD 3-2

Confused vs Decree-
as long as 6 people from my roster of 2656 players shows up, we will rock these fools

uh 3-0
(clever attempt to mix a joke and rude pompousness, let the flaming begin )
DSB vs GLOW-
GLOW wtf? i see people on that roster i didnt even know wanted to play in wolf matches anymore. i'm gonna guess two things
1. DSB 3-0 by forfiet
2. GLOW 3-1 if they actually have 6 and they can gel together


Hair Pullers vs SSI-
pissclams and paladin on the same team? ssi get your buttplugs ready, hairpullers will be on "offense" at all times.

>> 3-0

Red Rain Squad vs Suicidal Intent-
still dont know who rrx is, whoever they are, SI will sandbag em to death

si 3-0

The Barbaric Army vs The Commission
i also still havent really seen tba. i have however seen .com alot.

.com 3-0

Four Horsemen vs Paco Familia
with clan names as bold as this, is this a battle for the rights to the state of Texas? if it is...
paco and the rest of mexico 399990000000-0

The Swat Guys vs True SOLDIERS
i notice the SG serveris always on some map i dont have. if they remember the basic maps from their osp play, i think they'll win, but itll be close

SG 3-2

We Happy Few vs Wolf Foreign Legion
is the friendliest tag in wolf, hands down. they are also some damn cool peeps who love the game. i think the happy tags will lull WFL to sleep on the beach

3-1

gl hf this week fools!

Ok here are my predictions.



Everyone forfeits and meets at my house for pina caladas and hershey bars, chex mix, 4 bags of oreos, 3 racks of ribs and more ho-hos than you could possibly imagine. We all listen to Miles Davis, smoke the 'asf'-hooka and then chant we are the world while the whole -[X]- clan steals your cars.



It's an elaborate machine designed to steal your cars.



you gotta try this shit

pass the weed high...

Originally posted by: [ASF]aHIGHone


We all listen to Miles Davis, smoke the 'asf'-hooka and then chant we are the world while the whole -[X]- clan steals your cars.

Rofl
Post edited by Hotniks at 11/30/2004 8:50:50 AM

rofl! noooo

sounds like we got a tough draw... :
**edit**

well damn. i take that back, sounds like we ain't got a snowball's chance in hell with paco... oh poop.

i guess i don't really know anyone here... so hi everyone heh...

the only two i'll predict are [x] winning 3-2 over asc and bwg beating alien...
Post edited by {Revelation} at 11/30/2004 4:03:47 PM

I'm very happy Piss and Greatone are doing predictions... is there anyway that we can dub them "Official Shrub League Predictors". Too much fun... too much fun!



I also wanted to say that this UL shrub with panzer is making out to be a fun league Hotniks. I'm having alot of fun. The way it's setup is making this a very fast paced setup for shrub and 'ASF' just can't stop talking about the fun we have and it's turned into one of our favorite nights even after only 2 matches and the regular season hasn't started yet!



Thanks Hotniks!
Post edited by [ASF]aHIGHone at 11/30/2004 1:47:30 PM

oh and btw those were quite funny lol... i like them doing predictions too

Highone, we have already determined that ass kissing the admin only get you limited reach arounds. Plz stop, its annoying me.

Originally posted by: Anikan
Highone, we have already determined that ass kissing the admin only get you limited reach arounds. Plz stop, its annoying me.

Ani is just upset b/c hes realizing now that he isnt in on the fun

btw i have two corrections to make i say x wins 3-0

and hairpullers lose 3-0 cause ss is 1 man down

:0


asc all your face are belong to us

wow...a match on shrub beach and im in danger of missing it cause of work. clams if u dont get this match scheduled for 9 central or earlier i am seriously quitting.

MEIN GUT

ps hotniks, pretty oh pretty please schedule hair pullers against xtreme guys next week...please

i will glady introject with Anikan is a Noob, i wanna play

spuddy just made my -[x]-mas wish

Originally posted by: Spuddy


ps hotniks, pretty oh pretty please schedule hair pullers against xtreme guys next week...please

welp....it seems that since both you guys, and x guys are requesting it, and since you're coincidentaly in the same division, I might just be able to accomodate that

Gosh the x guys are emotional.

Let's save next week's predictions for next week, stick with Week 1 for now, k?
Post edited by PissClams at 12/1/2004 12:19:34 PM

This is turning out to be another osp predections thread. Who's more popular? Where's the predictions?

Awww crap...Matches are on Thursday? Damn I'll be missing the first few weeks because of school

Guess Semi-Final Intent will have to get hacked by shrubbers without me :x. I'm gonna be upset missing out on the winning vs hackers and watching them disband though week 2 of preseason was awesome because of that :/

Originally posted by: hardcore_
This is turning out to be another osp predections thread. Who's more popular? Where's the predictions?

You aren't popular and therefore you lose again.

On a serious note,

X vs ASC

I think we will take this one, ASF beat them 3-0 and said that we should easily win this one, but ASC is not a bad osp clan. Im going to go with a win for us, wont say score.

Team Alien vs BWG

BWG 3-0 BWG is scary ass mofos. I still have not gotten an opportunity to play in a match vs them, but I know it wont be fun

American Goggles vs ASF

ASF 3-0 over AM. ASF has some of the freakiest strats I have ever seen especially with shrub. They are really good strats and that why I take them. BTW they have a good panzer in this league.

CD vs Gang Green-

I say Gang Green 3-1, not sure how any of the teams play although i think hoobastank was on tD rostera and Exile is good.

Confused vs Decree
Decreed 3-0
DSB vs Glow

Glow 3-1 cause DSB has experience and are good players I think they will win a round.

Hair Pullers vs SSI-

Hair pullers 3-0. SSI are good people but don't have anyone really good.

RRX vs SI

If my boy GoldenGod plays, then GG, if not then RRX 3-0 still.

TBA vs The Commission

TBA 3-2 over the Commission if Verges and all the other guys that played with me during my time with them. BTW TBA got some wallhacks

4H vs Paco Familia

Paco over 4H 3-0

sg vs ts

SG 3-1 over TS. Imma give TS one win cause they are ok in osp and since this league has unlimited lives, I think they can get a round.

We happy few vs WFL

I think WFL will have one of the worst records in this league, so im gonna go with whf 3-0





Post edited by -[X]-Forsaken at 12/1/2004 5:31:18 PM

Originally posted by: PissClams

Originally posted by: hardcore_
This is turning out to be another osp predections thread. Who's more popular? Where's the predictions?

You aren't popular and therefore you lose again.

emotional?

very-

Originally posted by: -[X]-Forsaken
On a serious note,


TBA vs The Commission

TBA 3-2 over the Commission if Verges and all the other guys that played with me during my time with them. BTW TBA got some wallhacks

Yes like reds and blunty rofl...whos next?

I predict fun times. Lots of empty shell casings. Death and destruction. Bruised egos. The smell of napalm and helmets on the ground.

And to wake up tommorrow and do it again.

piss just wants my cock


btw com>who ever the hell we are playing 3-0