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Hipcats vs. DQ Predictions

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Closest to actual score gets nude pics of painmaker

hipcats co/so obvy
dq is gonna rape the shit outta hipcats.
sorry.
-DarkOasis
people wont care.
In my mind DQ won the championship match last Sunday. They are gonna stomp Hipcats.
From the experience I've had in matches/scrims with both teams I think DQ should win this. I think Hipcats could make it close, but I think DQ has an equal offense and a better defense than hip. In the end, DQ's better defense will win the day.
You watch your fucking mouth when you talk bout hipcat defense.
Celios, and other admins, recently determined that Hawson is most likely mossy oak and played as batman. Last I heard Hipcats took a loss on the match and apparently Toys, Darkstrand, and Hawson are all banned.

0.o
Originally posted by: sQu33ze
people wont care.

I agree with the great squeeze here. The only people who care will be playing, this is how internet games work.

There will be many, many, a shannanagins!
Originally posted by: ]I[Socrates

There will be many, many, a shannanagins!


8=====)
Originally posted by: BubbleTrout
Originally posted by: sQu33ze
people wont care.

I agree with the great squeeze here. The only people who care will be playing, this is how internet games work.


not exactly true. if theres a cast going on and im not playing or working, im mos def watching it.
Originally posted by: JT
Originally posted by: BubbleTrout
Originally posted by: sQu33ze
people wont care.

I agree with the great squeeze here. The only people who care will be playing, this is how internet games work.


not exactly true. if theres a cast going on and im not playing or working, im mos def watching it.


Umm... you are playing all 3 maps stud. No time to watch for you.
and gl hf to the hipcats on sunday. should be an excellent match any way it turns out.
DQ is the underdog. We must play a perfect game to beat SnH. We will do our best to execute perfection.
Originally posted by: ReDEyE!!
DQ is the underdog. We must play a perfect game to beat SnH. We will do our best to execute perfection.


LOL and let the shshannanagins begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things i will assume

I would assume your playing twelves.
I would assume there will be some sort of either stall tactic or a hurry up and start this match without one of the teams being ready tactic.
I would assume Redeye and DS will find a point in the match to get a personal slap at one another. (meaning engaging one another)
I would assume tazrul shows up.
I would assume ZP cant stay quiet.
I would assume LGHTSPD plays with all hax on.
I would assume redeye shows ZP how to shrike.
I would assume Om will probably sit out due to others liking of her.
I would assume Jt has a sniper riffle in his loadout.
I would assume All Eyez says F*ck at least 20 times during match.
I would assume Stork dominates the flag.

And finally i would assume SO misses the flag atleast 4 times!

don't take me serious bored at work !!!!!!!!

or should you?
Post edited by ]I[Socrates at 9/16/2011 11:19:38 AM
for some reason
I would assume All Eyez says F*ck at least 20 times during match.
made me laff.
guessing here. but im assuming that tarzul is far too smart to risk smurfing as his brother.
Post edited by JT at 9/16/2011 12:42:33 PM
Originally posted by: JT
guessing here. but im assuming that tarzul is far too smart to risk smurfing as his brother.


IDK ive seen some weird shit in my time
how would anyone know, they live in the same house all tarzuls bro has to do is talk on vent for tarzul..2ez
Originally posted by: BIGSEX
You watch your fucking mouth when you talk bout hipcat defense.


ATTACK BIGSEX
if i show
hipcat win

meyog spontaneously appears and falls into lava on abaddon

snh pulls out a win by turtling after 1 cap

i don't even know what the maps are and i'm still calling it
Originally posted by: JT
guessing here. but im assuming that tarzul is far too smart to risk smurfing as his brother.


Word on the street is Mr.Dressup was doing work in a scrim last night. Did someone login under the wrong name perhaps ?
immigrant shows, hipcats actually have a good LoF and frees the other LD to go all mistcane. Hipcats win.

if immigrant doesn't show...

I could see this going to 3 honestly.

Abbadon: (toss up, edge DQ) DQ has superior cluster game. Hipcats have superior shrikers, turtling, and HO. Hipcats have pio who warps enough to have snipes and CG miss, DQ will have a good starwars defense on this map which is why i give them the edge. If ZP and toys go crazy maybe hipcats win this. I predict lava claims many DQ lives.

Pande: (toss up, edge hipcats) Flags get home, turtles happen. Hipcats are probably better at turtling, thanks to DS turtle drills, and they have pio to stutter warp it home. Hipcats also have professional turtlebreaker zephir. If stork and blight are killed at good times DQ's ld will flail due to the low visibility. Hipcats D might put up even less of a fight during normal non-standoff mode.

Damn: (DQ.) I really think DQ wins this map if it goes here. All you need is one good LoF and LD that like to stand there and shoot lasers which DQ has in spades. DQ has an offense that likes to cluster, as long as they dont let selfownage touch the flag they will be in great shape.


Should be close games either way. This really could be over in 2 with either team winning, just depends on who is popping off and who chokes.
Post edited by -cirrus- at 9/16/2011 3:18:31 PM
Originally posted by: Vaxemous
Celios, and other admins, recently determined that Hawson is most likely mossy oak and played as batman. Last I heard Hipcats took a loss on the match and apparently Toys, Darkstrand, and Hawson are all banned.

0.o


/me CUMS

Don't ban Toys though, he's funny
Vax had a dream last night, later he dreamed he was a good HO, he woke up so happy but then realized it was just a dream and got high instead.
Hipcats will win in 2. Won't even be close.
A prediction: both teams will field 14+, at least they should be able to since it's the championship match. Hipcats (DS) force 12v12 out of FEAR

FEAR

F-E-A-R -------- F_E_A_R

PUSSY.

DARKSTRAND IS TERRIFIED OF LOSING AND WILL SACRIFICE PLAYING TIME OF OTHER PLAYERS IN ORDER TO WIN. FUN IS NOT AN OPTION. WIN OR DIE FAGGOTS.

If we played 14v14 or 15v15 DQ, would massacre and rape everything in sight. Since it's only 12v12, I guess we'll just win quietly.

Post edited by =[A]= ALL_EYeZ at 9/16/2011 3:25:16 PM
how can you give the abaddon edge to fucking dq are you serious? against toys and zp they need to do something amazing to win this.

i think they will have to win pandemonium. if it goes to three, dq should win damnation 2ez.
I think after this match...people will finally realize most "elite" t2 players suck dick.

if we lose tho...the other team prolly found a way to defeat our skill with some gay tactic.
Originally posted by: =[A]= ALL_EYeZ
A prediction: both teams will field 14+, at least they should be able to since it's the championship match. Hipcats (DS) force 12v12 out of FEAR

FEAR

F-E-A-R -------- F_E_A_R

PUSSY.

DARKSTRAND IS TERRIFIED OF LOSING AND WILL SACRIFICE PLAYING TIME OF OTHER PLAYERS IN ORDER TO WIN. FUN IS NOT AN OPTION. WIN OR DIE FAGGOTS.

If we played 14v14 or 15v15 DQ, would massacre and rape everything in sight. Since it's only 12v12, I guess we'll just win quietly.






g
Originally posted by: =[A]= ALL_EYeZ


DARKSTRAND IS TERRIFIED OF LOSING AND WILL SACRIFICE PLAYING TIME OF OTHER PLAYERS IN ORDER TO WIN. FUN IS NOT AN OPTION. WIN OR DIE FAGGOTS.



You realize you didnt let friendo, rooster, yogg, and 1 other play a single map in the last match right? You can't be that much of a hypocrite. I'm guessing you wont let any of them play in the next match too. Face it your team is just like Darkstrand's. Only you guys are waaay more whiney. ONO THE PRECEDENT!
Post edited by -cirrus- at 9/16/2011 6:15:14 PM
Originally posted by: -cirrus-
Originally posted by: =[A]= ALL_EYeZ


DARKSTRAND IS TERRIFIED OF LOSING AND WILL SACRIFICE PLAYING TIME OF OTHER PLAYERS IN ORDER TO WIN. FUN IS NOT AN OPTION. WIN OR DIE FAGGOTS.



You realize you didnt let friendo, rooster, yogg, and 1 other play a single map in the last match right? You can't be that much of a hypocrite. I'm guessing you wont let any of them play in the next match too. Face it your team is just like Darkstrand's. Only you guys are waaay more whiney. ONO THE PRECEDENT!


Really? YOU guys only had 12, obviously we had to play our best 12 guys to win and advance you fool. If HawkBat could field 12+ we'd play all our guys. My argument is that hipcats can probably field more than 12 but will still force 12's because they're queer. Try to follow closely when grown ups are speaking. Stop trying trying manipulate something that isn't even there.
DQ will have to play good to win, but at DQ good just isn't good enough. (see what i did there?)
Oh Death, Where Is Thy Sting?
p sure both teams will lose
Originally posted by: =[A]= ALL_EYeZ
Originally posted by: -cirrus-
Originally posted by: =[A]= ALL_EYeZ


DARKSTRAND IS TERRIFIED OF LOSING AND WILL SACRIFICE PLAYING TIME OF OTHER PLAYERS IN ORDER TO WIN. FUN IS NOT AN OPTION. WIN OR DIE FAGGOTS.



You realize you didnt let friendo, rooster, yogg, and 1 other play a single map in the last match right? You can't be that much of a hypocrite. I'm guessing you wont let any of them play in the next match too. Face it your team is just like Darkstrand's. Only you guys are waaay more whiney. ONO THE PRECEDENT!


Really? YOU guys only had 12, obviously we had to play our best 12 guys to win and advance you fool. If HawkBat could field 12+ we'd play all our guys. My argument is that hipcats can probably field more than 12 but will still force 12's because they're queer. Try to follow closely when grown ups are speaking. Stop trying trying manipulate something that isn't even there.


So you're accusing them of playing their best 12 like you did? You never took logic in school did you? We had 13 and we rotated the 13th in, you could have done the same but you didn't, whats the difference between advancing and winning the whole tourney. You wont let 4 of your guys play and I'm guessing they won't let 2 of their guys play. That makes you worse.. open your eyes dummy. It's a 12v12 tourney and you choose never to rotate players in. They didn't overrdraft so I'm guessing they'll have to sit far less people then you.

"But we don't force 12's"

No one cares. The Donner Party was forced into a snow storm too, they still ate each other. Just cuz you're forced to play 12's doesn't mean you have to bench everyone. That's your choice.
Post edited by -cirrus- at 9/16/2011 9:16:27 PM
Cirrus won this thread by staying on point and mitigating his emotional intensity. Gj cirrus.
Originally posted by: --Gunther--
Originally posted by: =[A]= ALL_EYeZ
A prediction: both teams will field 14+, at least they should be able to since it's the championship match. Hipcats (DS) force 12v12 out of FEAR

FEAR

F-E-A-R -------- F_E_A_R

PUSSY.

DARKSTRAND IS TERRIFIED OF LOSING AND WILL SACRIFICE PLAYING TIME OF OTHER PLAYERS IN ORDER TO WIN. FUN IS NOT AN OPTION. WIN OR DIE FAGGOTS.

If we played 14v14 or 15v15 DQ, would massacre and rape everything in sight. Since it's only 12v12, I guess we'll just win quietly.






g
I agree with squeeze in that DQ will win Damnation 2ez. But I dunno about them not being able to win Abaddon. I think they have equal chances to win either Aba or Pande.
Regardless they're gonna have to take at least one of the 2 maps to force the 3rd and get the W.
Originally posted by: [||]=ofJustice==
I think after this match...people will finally realize most "elite" t2 players suck dick.


yea mossy gonna show these "elite" players how it's done.

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